♪ baby you light up my world like nobody else ♬
i’m so amused by these fucking 3d maneuver gear chopsticks the whole purpose of 3dmg is to stop giant beings from eating people and they made smaller replicas of them for the express purpose of eating the irony is EXTREME
someone sat down and typed this to a 13 year old
I have never hated this fandom as much as I have today. Seriously. Fuck all y’all for this bullshit.
Oh Chemistree, oh chemistree,
How lovely are your beakers.
You wish your chem lab was as cool as mine.
This is the most cyberpunk thing I have ever seen.
the ticket price is unwavering servitude
no you dont understand
these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay
and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful
and then we were going up to the cashier to get our things and realized they were still like that and were separating them so that we could each purchase the one we had found and
so confused and„, distressed and horrified omg
the look on his face was like we had taken his soul and run it through a blenderim
i tried to fix it omg i was just like
“……………………..he was just…. resting”
but i dont think anything can make up for the trauma we caused.
I;M COUGHING MYLUNGS OUT
THIS WAS MY TEACHER AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT THIS SHIRT MAKES A REGULAR APPEARANCE
truer words have never been spoken
I share that headcanon. c:
>implying that Link being a dweeb isn’t actual canon
he doesn’t even say meow he says AAAAAAAAA
I can’t get over how distressed he sounds when the person takes his bowl away.
I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life came to my dorm room in the middle of the night and said, “Dad’s on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a few weeks.”
I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life grabbed.my hand and whispered ‘run’
I didn’t choose the fandom life. the fandom life knocked down my door and said “Yer a wizard”
I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life blackmailed me into joining the Glee club
I didn’t choose the fandom life the fandom life sent me a text “Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life said “welcome to the Avengers Initiative.”
I didn’t choose the fandom life. My dark passenger choose it.
I didn’t choose the fandom life the fandom life broadcasted over local radio
I didn’t choose the fandom life, but apparently it was adventure time.
I didn’t choose the fandom life, it downloaded itself onto my computer.
I didn’t choose the fandom life, an old wizard showed up and told me I had a cursed ring
I didn’t choose the fandom life, but a curse needed to be broken.
I didn’t choose the fandom life, but there was a trail of blue petals and a key that stole my heart.
I didn’t choose the fandom life. It peeked over the wall and broke in.
I didn’t choose the fandom life the fandom life picked me as a tribute
I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life locked me in a school with 14 of my classmates and told us to start murdering each other.
Here’s the mini I made for Genghis Con! It came from a joke I made on twitter a while back about dogs and wi-fi.
I still have some physical copies of the book left so if you’re interested in buying one, send me a message or email or something. There are a lot of ways to contact me.